Hydrate Nightclub

Really fantastic dance floor! Went for Club Flamingo and wow. Great sound, great lights, and a really smooth clean dance floor. Actually good dancing possible. Met the owner by accident and he was delightful!

Bouncer said my out of state ID was a fake. I moved two weeks ago Didn’t bring my whole wallet so im rejected. Born 2001 Bouncer didn’t hear any of it. Actually said he was nice because he gave my VALID ID back to me. Instead of throwing it away Great place. Great training. Never coming to this place again

First impressions matter. First time in Boystown, barhopped all night and this place stood out the most and was the most enjoyable. High energy, didn’t feel “cliquey,” actual shows and entertainment going on. Good/strong drinks. Will be my go-to when I’m in town.

If you collect cards for tabs, which no one does anymore, you should not lose the cards. Went there for a special event and was ushered out of the back bar where the meet and greet happened. Never got my card back. Went to collect it today, and they “can’t find it.” It’s caused me a lot of hardship.

I paid $20 for a Cosmo that made me shiver — not from delight, but from what I can only describe as citrus-flavored emotional damage. Every sip left me making the kind of face you only see in bad breakup texts. I genuinely could have mixed something better at home with grocery store vodka and a dream. I usually love this bar’s vibe, but if I have to prep my nervous system like I’m taking a shot of bleach before every cocktail? That’s not it. Bring back my favorite bartender Alex. If they were behind the bar, I’d happily stay for multiple rounds. Instead, this drink chased me out — and took two more sales with it. TL;DR: I came for a cocktail. I left with trauma. Not returning until Alex is pouring again.